July 12, 2007

Many of the listeners thought that Flesh For Fantasy and Super Vixen were reading off a Cosmopolitan magazine but they were wrong! The articles read were from an author by the name of David Zinczenko. Flesh even mentioned on the show that the articles were written by a man I guess to help the ladies.

The girls go on talking about celebrity crushes ...

Super Vixen's celebrity crush used to be Keanu Reeves



FFF has a celebrity crush on Elijah Wood.



FFF had a boyfriend that looked a little like Josh Hommes from Queens of the Stone Age.



They read an article from David Zinczenko called What His Celeb Crush Says About Him

If he fantasizes about...Angelina Jolie

It may mean... He's attracted to a do-gooder woman who also isn't afraid to show a bit of a wild streak. It's the reason why Jolie tops so many men's wish lists: They want the woman who is good, but not too good. And the woman who is sultry, but not too sultry.

If he fantasizes about...Jennifer Aniston

It may mean... Attracted to Aniston's innocent persona, he likes the girl next door and yearns to be the household protector. Though traditional gender roles have certainly changed and evolved over the last several decades, many men still enjoy playing the role of the prince who rescues the damsel in distress.

If he fantasizes about...The young, troubled beauties (Paris, Lindsay, Britney)

It may mean... He's attracted to risk-takers-and women who don't care what other women may think about them. That, and perhaps the boy has got more loose screws than a hardware store.

If he fantasizes about...Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson

It may mean... That he has darn good taste. Physically, they represent classic feminine beauty-their curves, their skin, their heart-stopping faces. That may mean he has very high standards-and seeks relationship perfection.

If he fantasizes about...Julianne Moore, Michelle Pfeiffer

It may mean...He appreciates that experience, knowledge, and just the right amount of sass and humor goes a long way to making for strong relationships. Mrs. Robinson jokes aside, he appreciates maturity-and all the good things that come with it.

If he fantasizes about...Pam Anderson

It may mean... Do I really have to say it?

If he fantasizes about...Beyonce, J. Lo, Fergie, Janet

It may mean... That he's not only into curves and lovely lady humps, but that he's also into women who have some relationship rhythm. He wants a woman who's able to let loose, show her moves, and someone who's confident being on center stage-sexually and socially.

If he fantasizes about...Any character from Grey's Anatomy

It may mean... That he's a sensitive dude. Not because he's got a thing for Meredith, Izzie, or the rest of the crew, but because-instead of being at a bar or a ball game-he's obviously sitting next to you on Thursday nights.

Do you agree with the author?

Related E-mails:

“I did date a girl that resembled Thora Birch in ghost world, but it wasn’t entirely because of that”.

John from Jackson Heights, NY

“My celeb crush would be Brenda Song... whatta hottie. Also gotta love Jessica Alba! I'd definitely would want the g/f to resemble them. If they don't it's cool because I don't resemble a celeb. I'm on the order of a black polar bear, which would be somewhat a grizzly bear. Speaking of bears, where are the animal topics?”

Luchini from The Dog House Forum

They say "honesty is the best policy", but lets be honest. You can't REALLY say everything to your partner. What are things you shouldn't say to your partner? ... You can't say you still think about your Ex, that you innocently flirt with others at work, you can't live without them (makes you sound like a psycho) or that you hate their friends.

Related E-mails:

“Things not to say to your partner include telling them they chew like they never ate before. They walk like someone elses dick besides mine has been up their butt. They can't cook for shit. When they wake up they look like shit”.

Luchini from The Dog House Forum

Then they got into a fun topic ... what SHOULDN’T someone do while having sex?

Related E-mails:

“What a woman shouldn't do during sex is talk about marriage or cry. What a guy shouldn't do is forget about mouth kissing just because all the naughty bits are out and at play. I think the cry thing also applies to men, that’s just creepy. A guy should never make a crack about weight during sex, also he should never talk about his mom

Also a woman shouldn't giggle and point, that makes me sad :-/”

John from Jackson Heights, NY

“While doing it, never say their sister was better. I can't feel my weiner in this thing. Stop trying so hard, you're starting to smell musty. Or I'd rather be watching TV.”

Luchini from The Dog House Forum

Not only women deserve to be complimented but men as well. They are just not man enough to admit it. FFF and SV read a list of what to say to a man. Here's the list:

10 Compliments That Wow a Man

1. Your arms are definitely looking bigger.
2. Laugh at his jokes
3. Wow.
4. You the man.
5. The kids just adore you.
6. What do you think?
7. Cute feet.
8. Meow. (They like it when you do something adventurous)
9. Impressive.
10. I want you.

They talk about the new way of dating ... online dating. FFF speaks about dating online. Since she rarely goes out and has a weird schedule, it's hard for her to find a date the old fashion way. Plus, she's working on her insecurities.

Super Vixen had the opportunity to interview Cabbie.


Not long ago he was fired from Sirius after he did an interview with Opie and Anthony on XM radio. He's currently working at K-Rock.

Thanks for the interview Cabbie! But it could have been done without the arogant attitude. The girls called him out on a couple of lies.